i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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