Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
