The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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