i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
