**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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