he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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