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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would do horrible things to your vagina.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Prove it.

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(513): View more from Ohio

do you believe in love at first sight?

(1-513): View more from Ohio

awwwwww =)

(513): View more from Ohio

yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!

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(661): View more from California

new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.

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(847): View more from Illinois

If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it

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(716): View more from New York

I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?

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