we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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