Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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