Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
