Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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