remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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