i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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