I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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