Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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