girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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