They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You may now shotgun with the bride
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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