yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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