why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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