yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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