can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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