My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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