The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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