like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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