She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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