Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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