She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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