I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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