If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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