my phone needs a breathalizer
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
bring money and cleavage
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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