ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
why do cheetos always look like penises
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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