I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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