you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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