okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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