He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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