Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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