and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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