That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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