Me. At least after what I've been through.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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