okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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