Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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