You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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