i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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