Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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