Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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