You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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