But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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