I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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