Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
