People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
