I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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