i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Randomize
