u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You may now shotgun with the bride
The uberlube is also flammable
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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