I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
