I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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