turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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